'What's that?'

'Any ideas?'
'Does it look edible?'
'Not sure, I don't like the way it's looking at us!'
'Perhaps if we sit here long enough then it might come nearer.'
'Well, if it does I'll count to three.........'
'And then we all leap on it?'
'......exactly!'
'I still don't like the look of it. Especially that shocking pink furry thing attached to it's head....is that it's head?'
'For goodness sake! One.......two............'