Trunks

Dunno what it's like at other swimming establishments, but at the place where I go they kind of prefer it if you swimwear when you're in the pool (they're funny about things like that). Consequently, if you get to the pool for some lunchtime lengths and find you've forgotten to pack your trunks then skinny-dipping is not really an option. Obviously, I go so regularly that this would never happen to me. Never.

But, if this was to happen (and that's only and 'if', mind) an afternoon of kneading pizza dough and listening to this man would be a decent alternative. Yes, as well as being The Season Of Girl Groups, winter is also The Season Of Jazz in this house. Usually when everyone else is out.