I told you I was ill

I am having a Bupa health check thingy next week. Not only do I have to fill out a 178 page questionnaire now, there is also a full body cavity search and review of bodily fluids to look forward to on the day. After SIX hours of starvation before the appointment. And I'm only up to page 5 and am veering between mentioning each & every ache and pain, or to be stoic and only note the bits that are currently dropping off.