A Dog's Dinner

By G

Andy The Hero

Meet Andy

One of the most irritating problems living in the Highlands are the numbers of abandoned cars lying around. It just drives me mad. Anyway, this truck was blocking the road in front of the house (please note how wide the road is) and when I got out I found the driver was loading up an old JCB onto his flat bed.

We got into conversation, as you do, and he told me that he picks up old cars and scraps them. So quick as a flash I asked him if he would take away an old Subaru pick up that's been rotting by the side of the house for years. An absolute eyesore.

'sure no problem
great
I'll give you £30.00 for it
Ya beauty!'

Result. Place cleared and and made a few quid too - it dosn't get much better than that.

Now to try and get rid of the scabby caravan


**I should point out that we don't own the land so we've no control on what's dumped there other than moaning about it.**

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