It's Top of the Pops

Well, that's probably exaggerating a little, or even a lot. But today was release day for our c.d. Even now thousands are thronging around their gramophones to hear the latest platter that matters.

Or a few are. We sold 21 this evening. Actually, the way they compile the charts these days that might be good enough for a gold disc! Not like in my day, chunter, chunter, chunter......