'tashboy

Tashboy, the latest superhero to trouble wrong doers everywhere. Whenever trouble strikes I shall be ready with my plum coloured facial hair to offer man sized assistance. Remember Magnum PI? He had a 'tash and he was as solid as my month old socks. Yeah man, the 'tash is the way forward.

(If Bryher aka 'the missus' asks can you do me a favour and tell her I'm keeping it until 2012? Something tells me she may relinquish the title of significant other if she thinks I'm keeping the lip-warmer longer than I need, and I think making her believe it's a permanent feature would be pant pissingly funny. Cheers)

Have you noticed how I look like a Guess Who character? With the glasses I could be 'Where's Wallys' hedonistic cousin.....

Is having a moustache hedonistic? I don't think so. You cannot understand the respect I've developed for my old man this week: he had this sort of thing round his mouth for my entire childhood. I'm 28 days in and am sick of dribbling tea down my chin where attempting to 'down' a tea about to go from lukewarm to cold.

In other news I see there is a trial / enquiry going on at the moment in which members of the celebrity circuit get to go in and moan about press intrusion. Sienna Miller had a moan that she accused her friends of selling stories about her love life..... Ann Diamond complained that they printed pictures of her sons funeral without her permission and then emotionally blackmailed her to support their own cot death campaign saying 'it'll look bad if you don't'.

Sorry Sienna but I kinda have more sympathy for Ann Diamond.

That said I'd much rather wake up next to Sienna Miller. Am I allowed to put stuff like that now I have a partner who reads blip? Probably not. I guess I'll be on the sofa on Friday night......