NOT Inspector Morse ...

I sometimes go for a wander at lunchtimes and usually end up in front of this Mark 2 Jaguar, which is for sale at a local second hand car showroom.

Reasons why I should not buy it -

1) I am not Inspector Morse.
2) It does 20 yards to the gallon.

I'm struggling to think of reason number 3 ...

I need to find a new walk at lunchtimes ...