100!!!

A local old fellow is today being checked out @ Mansfield's Kings Mill Hospital to see if he really is 100. Seen earlier in library pictures from another life Mr Funnywhaller is given a tour of the hospital by Hospital General Brigadier Superintendent Mrs Udontmesswithme.

Mr Funnywhaller will today go through brand new state of the art ageing tests where they cut you in half & count your circles. If there's 100 - he's not told porkies. Then the dotty old Queen can send her card in good faith & we can all just relax.

Mrs Uetc said 'If I'd known the press were coming I'd have worn my new outfit. It's lime green & sets off my eyes.'

'but your eyes are blue' replied the reporter 'and would clearly clash with a lime green?'

Mrs Uetc got out her notebook & made a note whilst shaking her head vigorously. Too vigorously thought the reporter who made his own note.

A confused yet strikingly good looking Mr Fetc said 'are you sure this procedure is correct. Why not just check my birth certificate?'

The surgeon said to the reporter 'my name needn't be used eh fat boy?'

My mother said 'if you're not home by tea time your tea will become supper.'


To Blipland I say 'Good morning & thankyou for being so wonderful. Here's to finding out what Mr Fetc is like on my 200th blip!'