Ouch!

"These will be easy to pull, no problem at all" LIAR !
Went in for an impression in the morning, fine and dandy , "don't worry it will be fine" says he MR Dentist with his evil grinl

Fretted all day about the afternoon appointment. I have a terrible fear of dentists which spans back to a bad experience as a child when I busted most of my teeth racing a child that I knew I could beat! I didnt bargain on going splat into the school playground and she sauntered past me! Oh yes I know the story of the hare and the tortoise only too well. Subsequently my mouth has always been a problem (in more ways than one I hear you all say!)
Have lost count of how much money I have had to spend on crowns, fillings exctractions etc.

Finally decided to get a lower plate but dentist said oh we can save this that and the other , well I have ran out of bloody teeth and for the past month have not been able to eat (lost half a stone too) so went to him and said "take these last two buggers out now! and today he did just that

7 jabs later, mouth numb, he pulled one but the other didnt want to part with me and finally it moved but left a sliver behind "it will be fine " says he popping my ready made plate into my hopelessly bleeding gob.

As I write this there is an advert on the bloody tv for tooth whitener!!!

Cant open my mouth lest I look like a feasting vampire! Need Nurofen for later no doubt. #2 daughter enjoying my inability to speak, bet hubby would like that to continue! I would have snapped a picture of the offending tusks but they were just too gory.
Normal service may be resumed tomorrow
Have a pain free blip evening all