He's such a devil

I did a double take today when my son was watching the Man U game on TV.

"When did you get that?" I demanded asked.

His eyes rolled, and I could feel the "why do I have to put up with this shit" oozing from him

Give him his due, he took a deep breath and answered sweetly...

"Dad, it's not real, it's for wearing when I watch the game. Look, it's got Utd on it. It's some kind of stocking type thingy"

(Dad slunk off sheepishly to make himself a sandwich)

Ah well. Until tomorrow....