Fat Pacman

After massive success in the 80's, things rapidly went downhill for Pacman. No longer lauded by an army of fans he fell back on some seedy bit-part roles in the darker part of first Duke Nukem and then Grand Theft Auto. Never having had the looks of they bloke in Assassin's Creed or Drake in Uncharted or even the loveable quirkness or a Sonic or Mario he was always going to struggle. Put simply, he just doesn't have the resolution. And now he sits about all day eating crisps not ghosts, guzzles beer and has bloated up like a video game Jake Le Motta. Sad. Very sad.