Fingers without Pies

Up to National Museum of Scotland to see 'Admiral Cochrane, The Real Master & Commander'. Most interesting, but I won't go on about it. Unless I meet you face to face, of course. In fact, how would you like the book for your Christmas?
After that, I laughed aloud at my latest tome that I'm chowing on: Boswell's Bus Pass. As Mr Campbell says, recreating Johnson and Boswell's journey to the Western Isles is a well established literary indulgence, but no one has done it with a bus pass. Nor in a more amusing manner. Prepare to be offended if you live in Kinghorn, mind.