You b'stard

In any other walk of life if a kindly old man with a beard started asking your kids to put his crispy coating in their mouth he'd be arrested and branded a pervert. However when his coating comes wrapped around reconstituted chicken its alright. Madness.

In other news his Blazing Boneless Banquet for one is ace. Okay it's almost six beer tokens in price, but once you've eaten it you are mildly satisfied, unlike the cardboard and fat patty McDonalds serves up. Now I come to think about it, what ever happened to Ronald McDonald? They phased him out didn't they. I met him once. Personally I thought he was a bit of a prick.