So here's a funny one:

Graeme are out riding street on the Quartermile, and I see a bike locked up on the bike racks with a cheap children's bike lock. I noticed a note wrapped around the handlebar, and being the curious guy that I am, I had to read it. Thinking it would just be a note from someone saying "use a better lock for your bike", it was instead this, a confession and apology from a thief.

Is it genuine, or a prank? If it's genuine then I have that little bit more hope for humanity.

Fortunately, the bicycle is one from our shop, so we've taken the serial number and we have the means to back trace it to the customer.

Another new Los Campesinos! song to brighten your day, "Songs About Your Girlfriend".