Have horse, will travel

The Giraffe is recognised for its extremely long neck and legs standing 5-6 meters tall.
Kensie is recognised for being the tallest lad in the stables at 18 hands 2 high.
Looking at the length of his legs you could be forgiven for suspecting he has been crossed with a giraffe.
Giraffes usually inhabit grasslands or open woodlands. However, when food is scarce they will venture into areas with denser vegetation, i.e. Stockbridge.

A pleasant evening spent enjoying a plate of Mrs B's Risotto and a glass of vino in the company of Mr D, A.K.A "The BIG laddie".

When I text him earlier that Risotto was on the menu, my new phone suggested "Tosspot" was on the menu.........hee heee!