Skank-spoon

First of all, this isn't my spoon. I borrowed it from work to illustrate the concept of Skank-spoon. A phenomenon formulated and named by my daughter, Rachel.
I think we've all encountered utensils in this condition, usually in workplace shared brew facillities.
Skank-spoon is both a noun and a verb...as in to Skank-spoon somebody, a situation where one has prepared several beverages and is presented with the decision of which one to stir first with the unsavoury object.

It sure as hell isn't going in your brew first. Faced with this situation you're always going to flush the Skank-spoon in the cup of your least favourite colleague/comrade/workmate.

It's human nature.