In the Kingdom of the Stupid...

... The Pheasant Reigns Supreme.

Here is Exhibit A. I'll call him Bert. He looks like a Bert.

This is Bert doing a runner into the field.

Why was Bert doing this?

Well.....

There I was driving down the country road, minding my own business when Bert pops his head out of the bushes on the side of the road.

Bert had obviously seen me but decided to remain there just staring.

As I moved closer he remained where he was. Then just as I was about to pass he leapt out into the road screaming "HIT ME, KILL ME, I WANT TO DIEEEEEEEE UNDER YOUR WHEELS!!!!!!!!".

Luckily, knowing how stupid pheasants are, I had slowed to a crawl as no-one was about.

The least I could do was to immortalise the most stupidest bird on the planet (Bert) in a blip forever.

Good luck Bert! I don't hold out much hope.

P.S. I love pheasants really :)