Bah! Stripy mint!

My first blip and it's a 'Whiner'. I hate the sight of Xmas decorations. It's not that they get earlier every year (which is obviously nonsense) nor the tinny, cacophonous faux-cheerful audio diarrhoea that accompanies their arrival that annoys me.

It's the knowledge that I have loads of presents to buy and that I cannot possibly afford them.

I'm off to point at explosions.