Virgin

Much to the consternation of many in my office, I had never done it before today. I had no clue what it felt like to enter. I had just never fancied it, never felt the desire or longing. That was until today when I decided it was time I ticked that box. I entered Costco. After all the talk it was very similar to numerous hypermarkets I'd visited over the years. If I fancy getting a year's supply of tissues, I now know where to come. As it was, my only "purchase" (well you actually need to be a member to do that) were these bottles of squash destined for future lunchboxes.