Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be...

500! That's L'Oreal Casting Medium Brown to you and me.

It's the end of speedway season Dinner Dance tomorrow night so the beautifying (pffft) process has begun. My lunch break was spent reclined on the Beauticians couch as my eyebrows were waxed and plucked into submission. Now it's time to banish the grey.

The hardest part will of course happen late tomorrow afternoon, when I'll spend ages faffing around with make-up.

Hurrah for the weekend!