Local Wedding Spells Bliss for Mansfield Couple

The wedding took place this weekend of two local post boxes who have been courting for some time. Mr & Mrs Pillar Box were delighted to invite guests into their home which is outside the Tandoori on Stockwell Gate.

Jean (Mrs Pillar Box) (the smaller on the photo) said 'I love this hunk of a post box!' whilst squeezing Jonny (Mr Pillar Box) (the bigger one with the hat) & causing him to come out with a big smile.

Local Post Office Chief, Ally Bama, said,

'This sort of thing could affect productivity & I am dead against it. '

Mr Pillar Box's brother does not exist so was unavailable for comment.

My mother said,

'Don't forget you're not too old for a smacked bottom.'

I had. Forgotten.