A Wet Cousteau

Me: Put your ears up

Cousteau: No

Me: Go on put your ears up, look like your enjoying yourself.

Cousteau: I'm not, I'm cold and wet, because you've had me fetching sticks out of a freezing cold pond

Me: I'll give you a biscuit.

Cousteau: No, just take the photo quick before I get hypothermia .

Me: Click

Cousteau: Can we go home now?


Cousteau did not want to pose for photos today, but then he was sat on a park bench, soaking wet and shivering. I wouldn't have gone in the pond for a stick or a biscuit.

Thanks so much for the comments on my 300th blip yesterday, quite overwhelming.