Too good to be true

Too good to be true? Buy one £25 roll and get THREE free? It really is a November miracle. *

* Unless a similar product in B and Q sells for £5 a roll. Then it's a shit deal.

In other news B and Q sell a similar product for £5 a roll. They call this a ;loss leader', a product that a shop sells at a negative margin in order to get customers through the door. B and Q are right bastards for it. Sure the cement might be 50p a tonne or something, but they charge you nine quid for a torch we knock out at £3.50.