P-p-p-p-pick up a Penguin!

Overheard conversation ...

Penguin 1 - You look like you're wearing a Newcastle United strip.

Penguin 2 - What makes you think I'm not?



A couple of refugees from David Attenborough's 'Frozen Planet' or part of a surreal 'Winter' display in a shop on the High Road? (Wait until I blip the Unicorn ... I kid you not)




Terrible penguin jokes gratefully received.