Full English?

. . . . but not the business!
Small portions served on cold plates and at £10 per head I would have expected piping hot food, not lukewarm. If I hadn't been in a room with 40 business colleagues I would have demanded my money back!
But, we only had 15 minutes to eat, and then we had our instructions as to which table to move to for the networking sessions - a bit like musical chairs!
Unfortunately, my tables had people I already knew or ones not interested in home-made cakes! Rant over - off to catch up on commenting now.