The smoking ban. Blown wide open.

Please deposit your butts as safely as you can in the receptacles provided, rather than put them out on the floor. Thank you.

I just got a new phone. It's more mega doodas, camera-wise. But I think, truth be told, that the old one was better. Maybe I just need to get used to it. Fuuny though, I thought technology was always meant to make your life easier. Always gets harder, fiddlier, smaller and a little more confusing. Maybe It's just me getting simpler, fatter, slower and more confused.

My dad said to me a few months back after listening to cliff richard on the radio (but not knowing who it was): "this modern music is all just a big noise"

I actually think he's Mozart's dad.