Scary

We took five boys to a Halloween party on an allotment, in the dark.

Is was pretty damn scary.

Or at least trying to get out of the house was.

Fake blood, fangs, quick fix capes, glow in the dark (my arse) cream, 'how does my hair look' and hats flying around the house like a coven of witches on broomsticks.

More fuss than a bunch of girls going out on a hen night.

We managed to make it home without anyone having been possessed.

Well, except for me.