Trumpet

I couldn't believe the noise that I could hear. As I approached it just got louder, and louder and LOUDER. Never heard the like before. What a bleedin' racket. I had no idea what it was.

Until I got there and I realised, it was her, blowing her own trumpet. For hours. Even when she was corrected by the two experts, she hardly let up.

Must be great to be that confident, eh?

Apart from the fact that everyone else thinks you're a dick.

In other news; those mad Westboro Baptists are picketing in George Street tomorrow. I am expecting to see lots of blips, folks!