Irishman's Fantasy!

Wonderwoman cosying up to a (small, admittedly) house-sized pint of Guinness!

A wee stress-relieving toy, which is the closest I've come to seeing Draught Guinness here in Mexico.

Came close once, when I passed a pub w/a big sign advertising "Guinness On Draught", which had me salivating at the sight of it. However, upon enquiring, I was told that it was an old sign, that they just hadn't got round to changing.

God-damned bar-stewards!

It's even more dissappointing considering there are over 10 (ahem) Oirish pubs dotted throughout the city. It's enough to make you yearn for home, if only briefly.