And now for our segment "What This Is?"

The large python slithered under an outcropping of shale but some of his hairy (a rare python indeed) scaly skin protruded as would a garden hose.

Radar showed a great vortex that had sucked up miles of bubble pack and was twisting it as it spun.

The colonoscopy showed that the kitten had swallowed an end bit of the drag queen's sequined boa.

A massive segmented craft could be seen emerging from the Crab Nebula. Panic glued the astronomers to their swivel chairs like treacle to a baby's eyebrow.

The old man picked up his camera and accidentally grabbed the shutter button as he outstretched his flabby elbow with the gnarly skin.