MISSED OPPORTUNITY

.... and did we get even a peek of one bronzed forearm or rippling thigh?

No we didn't.

The men in the office, whose windows overlook the coach park, were instructed to call their female colleagues, aged anywhere between 17 and 58, as soon as they saw any sign of movement. Fat chance. Had it been a coach full of Miss World contestants no doubt they would have kept their noses to the windows and not missed a single curve.

As it was all we saw was an empty coach, and now an empty parking space.

It looks as though I am peeping over the wall to take this blip; I'm not, it's just a high wall.