Revealed - The Secret Life of A Blipper

What's this? After all these blips you thought he was a hard working family man - but at last the truth can be revealed!

Red, that bastion of Blipland was at one time being sought by The Mounties for dastardly deeds in the wild north and, as we know they always get their man.

'The trading Store
had been robbed one night:
The safe was robbed:
The Store was set alight.......

....One man had gone
from the Fort, they said:
had gone that night, and his name was
RED!'

Remember you heard it here first!