no candles...@#$%^&!!...

(well, one...maybe two...not enough...)



"Adults have big, big wishes that we do not expect to come true. That is why we need so many more candles on our cakes."
Susan Patron


"They say that instead of cursing the darkness, one should light a candle. Nothing is mentioned, though, about cursing a lack of candles."
George Carlin