And nasal douching

I scrawled this across the bathroom mirror in pink nail varnish last week in an attempt to remind my children why they are standing staring at themselves.

I think the hands, face, teeth, wee (I am aware that, in the interest of hygiene, this is in totally the wrong order) mantra had started to get to me.

My poor mother keeps sending me to the bathroom to do my 'nasal douching' and I just keep ignoring her.

I'll hand her the nail varnish baton tomorrow so she too can scrawl like a woman deranged.