Fraud.

I was a Punk once upon a time. I used to put PVA glue in my hair, I'll have you know.

These days there are moments when I feel I've left my punk values in the old suitcase along with my Spizzoil and 'Kill Everyone Now' badges, and with my copy of The Buzzcocks' 'Spiral Scratch'.
Moments like this morning when I bought a pain au raisin before heading off for a golfing weekend. 30 years ago I would have called me a knob and gobbed a greener in my general direction.