Lessons Learned

1. Do not tuck your thumbs under the straps of your backpack.
2. Try and be more conscious of varying levels of sidewalk and road.
3. Never be overconfident in your success of recovery.
4. Avoid becoming a regular to the ER nurses or X-Ray techs, its not a place where "the usual" makes you suave.
5. Karma sucks and serves justice fast.
6. Running because you feel good doesn't always guarantee the continuation of that feeling.
7. Plastic frames on glasses do not stand a chance when battling road.
8. Neither does the skin on your nose.
9. Nor a shoulder for that matter.

Dislocated left shoulder wasn't enough,
Separated right shoulder should be.