Going on a coach trip...

The kids had packed lunches, mp3 players and sunglasses.

I had to stay home an extra day because I needed to go to London and appear on Lorriane the following morning, to speak to Carol Vorderman about my surrogacy documentary "I'm Pregnant With Their Baby."

It's pretty mortifying stuff.

...and now it's not on iPlayer anymore so I can blip it and you won't find it *evil laughs*