The referee's a w****r

Gifford Gentlemen v Pencaitland Dads today, and I'm glad to report that the home side prevailed by two goals to one. This was in no way influenced by the referee, who I thought controlled the game with a delicate touch and got every single decision correct.

Have I mentioned that I'm the only qualified referee in our ranks?

This is the post-match pie and a beer in the cafe.

A great way to spend a Sunday afternoon.