Red panda!

I met my favourite animal at Paradise Park in Cornwall - a red panda! I love these useless, fluffy buggers. They live off bamboo, which is so devoid of nutrients they need to eat constantly throughout the day, stopping only for naps.

They are about the size of a small dog, and SO FLUFFY. How did they survive in the wild? By living in remote parts of Nepal, that's how. They can't jump, at all. Ridiculous animals - I want one as a pet.