"Birthday cake, for meeeeee?"

He really, REALLY wanted some. And it didn't help that I kept waving it under his nose in pursuit of the perfect birthday blip. Which I didn't get, as you can quite plainly see... But it's late, and I just got in from seeing Crazy Stupid Love at the cinema. It's a goodun!

The ditching boyfriend is old news, back to the old faithful Ryan Gosling fantasies methinks. At least he can't break up with me and run off to a different continent :)