It's a dogs life!

By LilytheLab

My latest naughty trick.....

I have a new trick!

I have figured out that the stairgate on the stairs doesn't quite fit properly. All I have to do is get my teeth around it and give it a good tug and it opens sesame!

So........this is what I do.....

Wait for mum to go upstairs and have a shower

This is the sign to then snuggle up with daddy on the sofa pretending to be asleep.

I wait until I hear him gently snoring (mum said she would never call it gentle snoring!!)

Then I slide delicately off the sofa so that I don't disturb him, pull the gate open with my teeth and tip toe VERY quietly up the stairs. (to the theme tune from the pink panther, hee hee!)

I creep pass mum singing in the shower (I cover my ears with my paws at this!)

Tip toe up the landing and.......

WOWEEEEEE I am at mum and daddy's bedroom.

Then comes my biggest test of all, I have to get past Daisy the cat...........

We have a bit of a stare off and she hisses at me, so I make a mad dash past her, JUST dodging her swipe and BOOOIIINNNGGGGG jump straight onto the big comfy bed.

Mission accomplished ;-)

I am hoping if I do it enough times they will just give up and let me sleep there *giggle* It is a MUCH nicer, bigger bed than my kitchen bedroom bed!

Bye for now
Lily xxx

Ps do you think I have got the "I don't know how I got here" look off to an art??? I never seem to get told off that badly so I am hoping so ;-)

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