Here's one I opened much earlier ............

Please believe me , this has been in our fridge for a good couple of weeks now, maybe even longer . Are you buying my story ??
Well, I am off out with a very good friend of mine tonight . We met at school at the age of 13 , and we still tell each other , (after a few glasses of wine) that we still look good for our age , and if we hadn't seen each other since we left school, we would still recognise each other, as really, we haven't changed at all ! Then we giggle about our teen life and can just about remember our 20's , gloss over some of the 30's , and now we are 21+ again , well it just goes on and on . Blimey , reading this back ,it sounds like I have drunk all the bottle in the last five minutes.
Right, off for a shower and a bit of beautifying , it's not easy being 21 again.