Double L

By Wyldkatt

Why?

So my burning question today is - why? Why when the morning starts with the beauty of the sunrise you see (actually this is before the sun has actually risen by about 15 minutes) does the day end the way it does?

Don't get me wrong, there were some good things that happened today. But every time there was a success, there appeared very shortly after a non-success (I didn't want to actually say failure).

The most irritating thing to happen was I fell over and scuffed off few bits of flesh from my unforgiving body. Stings like hell!

I, like a few women, like to wear high heeled shoes. I can be more definate and say that I have a large number of shoes with heels of greater than 3 and a half inches and some have platform soles too.

I am always told that these shoes will be the death of me. That they are damgerous. That one day I will fall on my arse and cause serious damage. Hell - I WAS EVEN TOLD THIS TODAY AT WORK!

Now I think you see where this is going. You're thinking I was wearing those shoes that I really love, the particularly high ones with a total heel height of 5 inches. And she wobbled and fell flat on her face.

NO - think again. I was my wearing £110 hiking trainers and I was walking fast. The bow from one shoe got caught on the hook of the other and my feet got tied together mid stride. There was only one way it was going to end.

So next time you go and tell any woman that she should not wear those high heeled shoes as they are surely not safe - think again.

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