The Rules.

I was in the church choir when I was "nowt but a young lad". I never saw these rules then, but thinking back I reckon numbers 1, 2 and 3 were pretty much where I and my fellow choristers had got to.

I'd also like to think that we had the correct air to pull off rule number 4, but I suspect writing the youth club pantomime and giggling during the sermon probably rules that out.