An apple a day

Keeps the doctor away.

It sure does.

I don't think any doctor in their right mind would want to enter our house right now with its multitude of germs.

One son has chicken pox which makes him look like a Dickensian outcast.

Another son was delivered home (by a saintly friend) from school with a bag of vomit.

It's about a billion degrees outside and I'm stuck under a duvet with the one that's shouting the loudest.

It's all very unreasonable unseasonable.

Edit - he threw up in the car on the way home, he doesn't go to a weird school that sends kids home with vomit.