Another Daft Idea From Mike...

To be read in a Donegal accent.

Al' reet Shaaamie lad ...

I've had this idea, like ...

I'm going to get my guitar and amp and get down to the Thames Beach at Bankside and set up beside the swingy bridge (The Millennium Bridge).

I'll play some of my own compositions about Chicken Curry and unrequited love.

I'll also advertise my CD on my bare chest.

I'm bound to earn a fortune and I might get lucky with a lovely girl with beautiful brown eyes ...

An hour in and the grand total had reached £3.35 and a few foreign coins. No CD sales had been made and there was no sign of the lovely girl with beautiful brown eyes.