50 Ways to... ???

50 Blips and still no lover!

I started this journey 50 days ago with the intention of recording my efforts to 'grab a lad' 'meet my match' 'find a friend' or 'date and mate.'

It soon became apparent that my journal would become boring and somewhat repetitive, if I just stuck to that format, also, I didn't want to become a boy bashing blipper, after all, some of my best friends are men!!!

Here are some of the rejections I have received since being single.. Not all within the last 50 days I hasten to add.


1. Having lunch with you made me realise it wasn't just you I didn't want to go out with. I don't want to go out with any women. OOps!

2. My dog is ill, I'm taking him to the vet, I'll call you in a few days... He never did.

3. You smile too much. And that's a bad thing?

4. What would you like to drink? I'll just go to the bar.... He didn't come back.

5. I'm getting married next week. What?

6. On Facebook, my boyfriend's status had changed.

7. He took one look at me, turned round and walked away without a word!

8. Please don't tell my wife. Helloooo. What wife?

9. You didn't think it was going to last did you?

10. I'm busy until the end of February (i.e.6 months hence) You expect me to wait that long?

But in the words of Paul Simon there are 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover and I've only had ten, so blippers, it's over to you... Please share your best or worst rejections, dumps, put downs, with me.



And thanks for all the fun here, I'm loving it!