Jemma

- You look like a granny.
- I am a granny
- That's OK, grannies are the salt of the earth.

Actually she isn't a granny, just a mum-to-be. Jem is my daughter in law and jt's wife - you may have met her on his page.
She came round and we had a lovely afternoon chatting in the garden - it was warmer outside than in, she didn't need the blanket over her knees - while her husband and my wife were at work.