Tongue in cheek

One of the many advantages of making up silly characters is that you can make up silly quotes from them too.
My 'vanity' published book arrived today. I have already updated it and am about to do it again. I put this down to eagerness and a lack of self-control. Consequently there will only be 12 copies of this version printed.
In my totally unbiased way, I happen to agree with Gethin Strimmer... about the latest edition anyway.
oh alright then - it's probably all rubbish.