Statuesque midfield

It's 14:55hrs on a Saturday, and the scene is the away team's dressing room:

Manager: "Right lads get out there and play football - pass and move, pass and move, and keep the ball on the ground"

Team: "Yes boss"

Manager: "just one thing lads, watch out for their big midfielder - he's solid, but not very mobile"...

Us Blippers go about our daily business with our eyes wide open; desperate to catch and record the absurdity of life, or the quirky nature of our world.

Damned if I've ever seen a fekin' statue in the centre of a football pitch before though!!
Swinton, Scottish Borders.